Oh Snap! I NEED this in my life!

http://www.restorationhardware.com/rh/catalog/product/product.jsp?productId=prod1531033&navAction=jump&navCount=2

cool watch... if you can figure out how it tells time.

http://coolmaterial.com/style/19-cool-watches-that-require-a-phd-to-tell-time/

Not sure what to say with this.

Super Swiss Army

Try fitting this in your pocket.
http://www.hammacher.com/publish/74670.asp#